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Song Parodies -> "That's A Moray, 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"Thats Amore"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"That's A Moray, 2.0"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Saw this stupid pun on a Twitter thread getting strong positive responses and thought "I can go one better than any of these folks; after all, I'm a trained proffessional." .... And I appreciate that this meme is all over the net. Also, its been done twice before here at Amiright. (Mine is completely different, however)
(In Florida Keys
When boy meets eel
Heres what he'll squeel)
When an eel chomps your thigh like a big pizza pie
That's a moray
When its jaws open wide and your big toe's inside
That's a moray
When a predator eel tries to make you its meal
Thats a moray
When you snorkel a reef and your friend comes to grief
He's in pain ..
When you hear your friend scream
Then you'll know your not dreaming, Signore
Look at me .. so you'll see .. In the Flor'da Keys
There's some morays
When a serpentine fish grants your latent death wish
Thats a moray
If you stare in its maw and see internal jaw*
Thats a moray
When a 15 foot eel makes a wound that wont heal
Thats a moray
When you reach in a sump and you pull back a stump
You're in pain
When those jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside
Know the score-ay
Looky here .. cause its clear .. the thing you should fear
Is a moray
When boy meets eel
Heres what he'll squeel)
When an eel chomps your thigh like a big pizza pie
That's a moray
When its jaws open wide and your big toe's inside
That's a moray
When a predator eel tries to make you its meal
Thats a moray
When you snorkel a reef and your friend comes to grief
He's in pain ..
When you hear your friend scream
Then you'll know your not dreaming, Signore
Look at me .. so you'll see .. In the Flor'da Keys
There's some morays
When a serpentine fish grants your latent death wish
Thats a moray
If you stare in its maw and see internal jaw*
Thats a moray
When a 15 foot eel makes a wound that wont heal
Thats a moray
When you reach in a sump and you pull back a stump
You're in pain
When those jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside
Know the score-ay
Looky here .. cause its clear .. the thing you should fear
Is a moray
*A moray eel has a unique anatomical feature .. a pair of jaws in its pharynx .. the area that is normally used by most animals for swallowing their food
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One of the people who previously authored a "Thats a Moray" parody is Sudanna Vijanen. Since she has a parody posted today and is undoubtedly going to see this, it would behoove me to acknowledge this. But the imspiration for this was a Twitter thread that was reposted in a "Top Twenty Tweets for 1.18.22" article .. on a right wing compilation site called Doug Ross Journal
That would be SuSANna Viljanen, as opposed to Sudanna Viljanen ... a distant relative of Susanna's who was born in the Sudan (Oi, me and my chimpanzean typing skills)
given my name, i should have been the one to post this parody. thanks for the laughs. :)
I should definitely rewrite “Thats Amore” as a 2nd parody which is “That’s a Morag” with Morag (from The Loud House Movie).
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