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Song Parodies -> "I’m A Lonely Stray Escargot"

Original Song Title:

"I'm The Only Gay Eskimo "

Original Performer:

Corky and the Juice Pigs

Parody Song Title:

"I’m A Lonely Stray Escargot"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Now I feel bad because I lied. I'll tell you the truth, but I beg you not to kill me.
I’m a lonley stray escargot
I’m a lonley snail you know
I’m a lonley stray escargot
I’ll survive

Once when young tried scaring off my best friend Alex
But I had forgotten that we are all unisex
A hermaphrodite mistake doh!
I’ll survive

Well .. call me nut so what; they chew their supper
But I have got this strange craving for tree rubber
I’m a lonley stray escargot
I’ll survive

I’ve tried to warn them of chef’s delights
And I got less attention when I put on tights
I’m a lonley stray escargot
Stay alive

Watch for the frogs croak out
* hungry frog noises *

I love street night lights while taking my stroll
I stand under the spotlight and I climb up the pole
Climb up the pole

I’m a lonley stray escargot
I’m the only snail to know
I’m a lonely stray escargot
still alive
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Susanna Viljanen - January 23, 2024 - Report this comment
Lovely! 555 slugs to you!

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