Gallons of juice, sir; nix on the booze, sir—
Smitty’s law: glom not the hooch.
Mitt’ll choose Mammon and gloms quite a lot;
Mitt licks his chops for the loot.

Taxapalooza: skinflint and ruser
Gives not a lot of his loot
To the Treasury, and what have you got?
Mitty could drop the Newt
(Mitty can’t top talky Newt).

Taxapalooza means nix on ya loose-a loot;
Ya just bring a big gob down where the mob
Is trickin’ the not savvy coot.*
Of the bling, he’s got gobs
So Pudge’s job
Is: stick him for foxin’ RE: loot.

Cayman Isles ruser, fiscal abuser’s
Hidden a lot of his loot.
Pudgy gets pleasure; he’s shot up a lot.
Mitty could drop to the
Dick with the hot honey;
Chicks. . .had a lot; money
Given by slot honey.**
Gingrich licks chops too for loot.


*Uncle Sam
**The wife of Las Vegas casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson gave $5 million to a “super PAC” (wink-wink) supporting Gingrich.