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Song Parodies -> "Rahmbo 'Dead Fish' Emanuel"
Original Song Title:
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith"
Original Performer:
Children's Song
Parody Song Title:
"Rahmbo 'Dead Fish' Emanuel"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
The Obama administration is often compared to another famous Chicago community organization...Al Capone's Mob. This is neither accurate or fair, except in one case. Chief of Staff Rahm "Rahmbo Dead Fish" Emanuel capably fills the role of Frank Nitti (The Enforcer). ;D BTW, here in greater Cincinnati (Zinzinnati), we sing the original as John Jacob Jingleheimer SCHMIDT! ;D
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
He is Obama's tool.
He is the Chief of Staff and he's good for a gaffe,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
He often seems a fool.
He's vicious and he's hard, he'll call you a retard,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
His style is crass and cruel.
Don't ask him for a hug, he's pure Chicago thug,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
O. thinks he's wonderful.
He leads the angry chorus, he sure is not Dick Morris,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
The left wing thinks he's cool.
But when he's on the phone he's just like Al Capone,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel,
He makes Chris Matthews drool.
Health care must stay on pace or Rahm will break your face,
Rahmbo "Dead Fish" Emanuel.
Could Rahm be the Unobomber? Not likely. All thinks considered, the Unobomber is a much nicer person. ;D
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For those who don't know how Emanuel got his nickname, Rahm once mailed a dead decomposing fish to a political opponent. Hey, it makes sense in Chicago. ;D
Here's to better healthcare, and NO broken faces!
Great job!
I guess every Prez has to have a nasty, strong-armed enforcer. Dubya had Cheney, Bill had Hillary
I rememer that kid's song - nice write on this one, Ribber
I'm gonna give you a proffer you can't refuse: 5-5-5.
This is one of the funniest OS' and funniest parody you wrote! It's like the Godfather meets politicians. Allow me to fish out 3 sets of 5's for you!
Flowed well and was funny. 555 horses' heads
LOL @ "Rahmbo"... and everything else! :D 555
Nothing "fishy" about this parody! 5,5,5!! LOL! ;-D
Obama is as smelly and stinky as a weeks worth of dead herring on the beach in the summer sun
HIS NAME IS DR ZACAERY SMITH IS ABOARD THE JUPITER 2,WITH THE ROBINSON AND MAJOR WEST AND THE ROBOT TO
FISHY FISSHY,IN THE BROOK,DADDY CAUGHT HIM,ON A HOOK,MAMMY FRIED HIM,IN A PAN,AND BABY ATE HIM,LIKE A MAN. That should WRINCLE PeTAS PANTIES
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