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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Teacher Kiss the Principal"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Teacher Kiss the Principal"
Parody Written by:
Wolverine
The Lyrics
For Ages 11, based on the Brenda Lee version heard here at YouTube
I saw Teacher kiss the Principal
In a darkened classroom yesterday
They didn't see me creep,
By the door to have a peep,
She thought that I was reading Harry Potter for an ‘A’.
Then I saw Teacher squeeze the Principal,
‘Round his gut, his suit so stretched and tight
But when her hands went lower still,
I knew I had better spill, “Teacher kissed the Principal, allright!”
[background chorus] (You saw Teacher touch the Principal
Just before she dropped down to her knees)
They heard me after all
When I ran on down the hall
Laughing at adult noises and the way he begged her “please”.
[background chorus] (Now, you’re serving detention ‘til 4
Sentences on blackboards you must write)
I never knew they were so mean
I wish I had never seen, Teacher kiss the Principal, too right!”
In a darkened classroom yesterday
They didn't see me creep,
By the door to have a peep,
She thought that I was reading Harry Potter for an ‘A’.
Then I saw Teacher squeeze the Principal,
‘Round his gut, his suit so stretched and tight
But when her hands went lower still,
I knew I had better spill, “Teacher kissed the Principal, allright!”
[background chorus] (You saw Teacher touch the Principal
Just before she dropped down to her knees)
They heard me after all
When I ran on down the hall
Laughing at adult noises and the way he begged her “please”.
[background chorus] (Now, you’re serving detention ‘til 4
Sentences on blackboards you must write)
I never knew they were so mean
I wish I had never seen, Teacher kiss the Principal, too right!”
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Was that Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel by any chance?
Sure seems like it to me. I wonder, how many of you people think the two went "all the way"?
Neither Principal Skinner nor Mrs. Krabappel were harmed (or peeped) during the making of this parody. I don't keep up on The Simpsons, but I didn't think Principal Skinner was drawn heavy-set.
Well, if Edna and Skinner did go all the way, it's a safe bet that it was at her place or a motel. His mother shouting "Seymour!" every 30 seconds would kinda kill the mood.
(Ages). . .I didn't realize this OS was so short. . .very funny idea you came up with for this round, not a song I would have thought to parody.
Cute! This needs a recording with a widdle kid singin' it!
(AGES) Classic! If there was a better use for the OS I haven't read it (being that this is only the second time I've read a parody of it!) !
I never really understood this OS. If I saw my mom making out with Santa, I'd be a bit freaked out and not smiling and laughing like the song leads me to believe. Either Brenda Lee's a bit messed up in the head, or I get freaked out to easilly. Anyways for the parody... 5 hours of making out.
Well, you still did the right thing by ratting on Mrs. Brown-Nose!!!
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