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Song Parodies -> "The Leafs Give Hockey A Bad Name"
Original Song Title:
"You Give Love A Bad Name"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"The Leafs Give Hockey A Bad Name"
Parody Written by:
Shadow
The Lyrics
some fun thing I did when I was bored. Really ticked off my friend , he;s a big fan of the leafs. He learned to like it...... It's about the Toronto Maple leafs if you didn't catch that.
A box seat is what you sell,
They promise a win, then put you through hell,
The hand of loss has a hold on the leafs,
They should of stayed in their maple tree,
They're no fun,
Then they try to run,
They can't make a save,
And now the goal is done,
Shot past the net, and they're to blame,
The Leafs give hockey a bad name,
Had his hand on it, and it slipped through,
The goalie's the reason, the leafs always lose
They load in their bus, for their trip,
Everyone's middle fingers are gonna' flip,
A Leaf's fan's dream, if your to win,
Their only goal was when it hit off their chin,
They're no fun,
Then they try to run,
They can't make a save,
And now the goal is done,
Shot past the net, and they're to blame,
The Leafs give hockey a bad name,
Had his hand on it, and it slipped through,
The goalie's the reason, the leafs always lose
They promise a win, then put you through hell,
The hand of loss has a hold on the leafs,
They should of stayed in their maple tree,
They're no fun,
Then they try to run,
They can't make a save,
And now the goal is done,
Shot past the net, and they're to blame,
The Leafs give hockey a bad name,
Had his hand on it, and it slipped through,
The goalie's the reason, the leafs always lose
They load in their bus, for their trip,
Everyone's middle fingers are gonna' flip,
A Leaf's fan's dream, if your to win,
Their only goal was when it hit off their chin,
They're no fun,
Then they try to run,
They can't make a save,
And now the goal is done,
Shot past the net, and they're to blame,
The Leafs give hockey a bad name,
Had his hand on it, and it slipped through,
The goalie's the reason, the leafs always lose
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| 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 13 | 11 | 12 |
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545, good pacing, I'm not a sports fan, so I didn't understand very well(the only reason for a 4 in funny, sports fans will definetly understand alot better than me).
The Leafs are an easy target. (Check this one out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/timhardin0.shtml) All together now: "SIX-ty-SEV-en!" (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
should "OF"??- what does should "OF" mean?....do you mean should "HAVE"? .i can't stand it when illiterate morons try to be clever with words
hey cut my grammar some slack im only 13, and this aint too bad for my first parody huh? i have aother on the way......
I thought it was pretty good, as I really hate the Leafs, and to me they do give hocky a bad name.
Ahahahah! That was awesome. Leaves are pretty bad too.
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