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Song Parodies -> "Make It Snow"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Make It Snow"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
Every year people, called "Snowbirds", who are mostly from the Midwest fly into Phoenix to escape the cold. It seems like there are far more people here this year than ever, more like snow locusts than snow birds. Never seen Phoenix this crowded before. So by way of being a cranky old b@st@rd ...
Oh, the weather outside's delighful
But the Snowbird throngs are frightful
Its jam-packed wherever you go
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
They're flooding into town without pause
Now I have to deal with In laws
Hate talking to that flamin' @ssho'
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
When we finally get to the mall
How I'll hate walking miles to the store
As the store lines move at a crawl
All the way back I'll be sore
Oh, my patience they're sorely tryin'
As the Buckeyes I'll start shoo-flyin'
If it hastens the Bird's outflow
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
When we finally make it to Walmart
How I'll hate walking miles to the store
And because Im just a frail old fart
All the way back I'll be sore
Oh, I hate to be the one bad-guyin'
But its time for some good-buyin'
Should have left town two weeks ago
Back to snow
Back to snow
Back to snow
But the Snowbird throngs are frightful
Its jam-packed wherever you go
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
They're flooding into town without pause
Now I have to deal with In laws
Hate talking to that flamin' @ssho'
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
When we finally get to the mall
How I'll hate walking miles to the store
As the store lines move at a crawl
All the way back I'll be sore
Oh, my patience they're sorely tryin'
As the Buckeyes I'll start shoo-flyin'
If it hastens the Bird's outflow
Make it snow
Make it snow
Make it snow
When we finally make it to Walmart
How I'll hate walking miles to the store
And because Im just a frail old fart
All the way back I'll be sore
Oh, I hate to be the one bad-guyin'
But its time for some good-buyin'
Should have left town two weeks ago
Back to snow
Back to snow
Back to snow
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I want to reassure everybody that I didn't harbor any animus to any brother in law when I wrote the line "Hate talking to that flamin' @ssho"..... Its just that that I needed something that rhymes "The lights are turned way down low" Fact is, they're all great guys!
^^^Who am I kidding here? I cant stand any of them.
Thought I saw something on the news about some people in Arizona fall through a frozen lake. Cold, but not cold enough.
Sounds like Hawley Lake in the White Mountains of Eastern Az. Its at an elevation of 8000 ft, which makes it about 25° colder than Phoenix. We had a stretch of 35° to 39° for a week in Phoenix, which would make it cold (subtract 25 degrees) enough for Hawley to freeze over, but not by much. Could have happened
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