-> "Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story)"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Parody Song Title:
"Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story)"
The Lyrics
Aren't Seals Pretty?
Aren't seals pretty?
Oh, so pretty.
Like a kitty, but out in the bight.
And I pity
Anyone who can't watch with delight.
It's alarming
That fish farming
Can be harming those so-charming seals
They're so pretty,
And it's all God's creatures' pain I feel.
Such a pretty world that He gave us; fair
To all animals should we be.
Such a pretty face,
Seals so pretty, blessed,
Such a pretty smile,
In a pretty sea.
Look! They're sunning
On sand, dancing,
They're stunning; entranced, I jump for joy.
All should love them—
Even boatmen who say, "Ahoy."
Aren't seals pretty?
Oh, so pretty.
And I hope fishers down in the Keys
Will take pity
On creatures with whom they share the sea.
It gets fizzy;
Churned and chummy—
Dizzy cetaceans stunned by sharp tines.
It's a pity
That Norway and Japan will not sign.
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