You know, oh-oh-oh
You know that I'm not your Uber, U-U-Uber, Uber

Oh, who the hell are you? Friggin' slow down, pard'
Oh, I'm quite sure that you aren't in the proper car, oh-oh
I'm sure I don't know ya, uh-uh, don't seem nice to know, oh-oh
You think I'm your Uber but that just isn't so

Get outta your head the thought that I'll start
And drive with you in, get outta my car
You've not got the facts, don't make this a farce
More than it is, man, get outta my car (car, car, car)
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
Uber, U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
Uber, U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car

Oh, I'm not a liar, I'm no taxi, bro
Oh, pity the driver (driver) who's paid to take your hide on the road, ah-ah
Glad that I don't know ya (know ya), uh-uh, with your rage, you know (know), oh-oh
I don't work for Uber 'cause of your kind of folk

An absolute dick who's brain won't take part
In takin' in this: get outta my car
You're gettin' so mad and screamin' so hard
Admit you did bad, get outta my car (car, car, car)
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car

You know, you know, you know that I'm not your Uber
You know, you know, you know that I'm not your Uber

Just swivel your head, don't have to look far
A pretty close miss (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh), get outta my car (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Dude wavin' his hands, too happy, by far
I think he's your man, get outta my car (car, car, car), oh-oh
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
Uber (oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-ho), U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car
You know, oh-oh-oh, you know that I'm not your
Uber, U-U-Uber, Uber, get outta my car