Well I dreamed about apple pie ala mode
Dreamed about indulging alone
I've been packing on pounds while sitting still
And I burped so loud I consider it a skill.

I'm yearning for pie and I don't want wings
Eating it all is the easiest thing.

I'm stuffing my face I can confirm
And I may gain weight but they'll be no heartburn.

I'm yearning for pie and I don't want wings
Look at me now I'm wearing apron strings.

Some say calories will wear you down
Stop your heart make you pass out
But I devoured it without silverware
And didn't stop til I came up for air.

I'm yearning for pie and there is no doubt
And that last hiccup made me so proud.

I'm yearning for pie and I don't want wings
Eating it all is the easiest thing
I'm yearning for pie and there is no doubt
And that last hiccup made me so proud.

I'm yearning for pie
I'm yearning for pie.