Song Parodies -> "Joe Biden"

Original Song Title:

"Bobcaygeon"

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Original Performer:

"Joe Biden"

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The Lyrics

As Joe Biden backed out of the presidential race, I thought I would do one final parody about him.

It happened on a Sunday
We all knew that it was time
Listen too all of his slurred words
Cognitive decline

When it happened on a Sunday
We all knew that it was time

It was then Joe Biden announced his resignation
After this term it's time to retire

When he dropped out on a Sunday
Knew he can't run this time
He had no chance of winnin'
He was way too far behind

He realized on Sunday
That he is way way past his prime
Yeah, the debate was a big disaster
It showed that he had lost his mind

He moves so very slow
Old like a dinosaur
Speaking many gaffes
And many other errors
Got worse in a four year span
Things did not go as planned
And he has no chance to beat orange man

When I heard the news on Sunday
I knew that it was time
After seeing all his fumbles
He's clearly lost his mind

So, I heard the news on Sunday
I knew that it was time

And it was then Joe Biden
He announced his resignation after this term
It's time to retire

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Observation - July 23, 2024 - Report this comment

Ironically he famously said 4 years ago he wouldn't try for a 2nd term. This could have been avoided if he had stuck with that. DKTOS but a good read

Zen Adam B. - July 23, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks to Joe, Greatest President Ever! And just call her 2 Term Kamala! Then comes AOC!

MAGA - July 23, 2024 - Report this comment

All right; which one of you jokers at the asylum let Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here out of his padded cell and near a computer again?

Mmm - July 23, 2024 - Report this comment

Oh yes, every new democrat president is automatically the best president ever regardless of anything, sure. Yes zen, we all know republicans are doomed forever. It’s mostly because of trump and their refusal to ever get past him. Also because of sometimes being too conservative but mostly trump. But at this point what you’re doing is like gloating to someone you mortally wounded. Im independent, but it is bad to have one party always be in control of everything in the future. With that comes abuse of power. I think we’ve already seen some of that. Both parties have good and bad points. Refusal to believe this doesn’t make it any less true

G_RandomPerson - July 25, 2024 - Report this comment

Zen even said that Trudeau is going to trounce Poilievre in 2025. Well it looks like Trudeau is the one getting trounced now.

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