Sometimes I feel so silly, franchise left forsaken
Not worldwide, just something I did, only correlation
That I see is so twee, saw it as "too girly"
For my sister, that's it, I won't like it
Did she have one? Do not recall much but she must
'Cause I did take their legs for swordfightin'

She's plastic, fantastic
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie-ie-ie
And I dismissed all of it
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie-ie-ie-ie, oh
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do

And then, the adaptation started takin' over
Opened wide what had been hidin', suddenly awakened
2023, now all I can see
Is bright pink, tons of thinkpieces writin'
Could go mad readin' all of the walls of text but
I still give zero shits, you can like it

She's plastic, fantastic
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie-ie-ie
Just not my thing, won't say "Stinks!"
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie-ie-ie-ie, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, eh-eh-oh, ra-ra-ah