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Song Parodies -> "I Ate Seven Cakes"
Original Song Title:
"Five, Six, Seven, Eight"
Original Performer:
Steps
Parody Song Title:
"I Ate Seven Cakes"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
It's time to begin, now count it in
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS
My fruit-only diet's causing me to riot
My obsession for nutrition is a piece of cake
My gourmet du poulet, a cow's rib makes a Big Mac, hey
But if I wanna look fine, better get in line
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS
Big chicken, finger licking, mouth-watering, candy cotton
Deep frying, apple pie-n, feed frenzy top to floor
Big cheese, corn and peas, pizza pie with anchovies
Yummy, crunchy, chewy, gooey, messy, tasty, here we go
CHORUS
Take-out window, vendor swindle, hot dog napper, candy wrapper
Chocolate truffles, Lays and Ruffles, lady fingers high and low
A side dish of fried fish, chicken breasts are two for one
KFC and Arby's too, let's go get fast food again
I'll have, um, I'll have a soda
Put your order in to Chunky Chin's
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS (X2)
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS
My fruit-only diet's causing me to riot
My obsession for nutrition is a piece of cake
My gourmet du poulet, a cow's rib makes a Big Mac, hey
But if I wanna look fine, better get in line
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS
Big chicken, finger licking, mouth-watering, candy cotton
Deep frying, apple pie-n, feed frenzy top to floor
Big cheese, corn and peas, pizza pie with anchovies
Yummy, crunchy, chewy, gooey, messy, tasty, here we go
CHORUS
Take-out window, vendor swindle, hot dog napper, candy wrapper
Chocolate truffles, Lays and Ruffles, lady fingers high and low
A side dish of fried fish, chicken breasts are two for one
KFC and Arby's too, let's go get fast food again
I'll have, um, I'll have a soda
Put your order in to Chunky Chin's
I ate seven cakes
CHORUS (X2)
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Excellent treatment of that godawful song...555
The Steps CD is one of my guilty pleasures...and while I hated that song at first...it's grown on me.
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