"Diss me", that's what celebs are asking
Please please, their actions are absurd
These things that we hear and see
They do it all for the publicity

Oh
Britney gets married for two days and
Kissing Madonna live on stage
Janet's popping breast
It's not the best to do at the big game
Everyone watching
It's "Diss me"

"Diss me" in front of all the public
Please think about your worshipers
Jeez jeez, stunts of giant size
It's all these things that make us paradize

Oh
Kobe, he rapes in Colorado
Mikey molests some little boys
What their next big stunt
They'll prob'ly just get killed for tributes and
Unwanted specials
They're "Diss Me"

(news about celebs during break)

Oh
"Diss Me", celebs are always asking
Maybe because they're losing fame
They can always try
But we ask why they even bother and
Still cover "People"
It's "Diss Me"
They're "Diss Me"
Let's diss thee