Song Parodies -> "Mr Wrinkle"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Krinkle"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Mr Wrinkle"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You ever see those ads that have the mascot suddenly appear in some rando's house and essentially shove the relevant product in their faces? Imagine if they never went away...

Get out, Mr. Wrinkle, don't want you today
Showed me how to get my dirty sheets clean, that was great
I learned my stupid lesson, but you still linger, why?

Hey, hey

Say there, Mr. Wrinkle, don't tell me what I know
I know which detergent won't cause my machine to blow
You spawned from my telly, can't you go back in or die?

Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine
Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine
Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, done your job, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Get lost, Mr. Wrinkle, do I really have to pound
A hot iron into your creepy face so you'll get the hell out?
The ad's been over for seven whole months now, point's been made, I find

Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine
Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine
Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine
Piss off, Mr. Wrinkle, I'll be fine

Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle
Mr Wrinkle

I was gonna look up some quotes from Mr. Sparkle from that one Simpsons episode, but I have no idea how much of that was genuine Japanese and how much was faux-Japanese gibberish, so I'm not gonna risk it.

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