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Song Parodies -> "A Pool of Your Own Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Wanna Fall in Love"
Original Performer:
Jane Child
Parody Song Title:
"A Pool of Your Own Blood"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Karl Urban and "Dredd"- Ma's death... WARNING: the text contains spoilers!
All the firepower you bring, Ma
Won’t keep justice at bay
Finish, finish what you start, you start
All the Slo-Mo you are dealing
I’m gonna tear your ruthless gang apart, Ma
The Law you are not above
Though you’ve taken many lives
Slo-Mo makes the mind confused
My Judgment-Death- your end, lady
So high above the ground, Ma
In Lock-Down we’re both shut-in
Sick lady, running out of time now
The souls cry out from the departed
Painful is how you‘re gonna die, Ma
In a pool of your own blood
Slow end to your worthless life
Wounded, I’m still in the mood
I'll fight you to the end, lady
A Judge is Law unto himself
Your case has been reviewed
Answer to me and no one else
Plunge 200 stories to your death soon, lady
(Slo-Mo) Terror as you impact the pavement, lady
Face-first, face-burst, eyes wide open- crazy!
Won’t keep justice at bay
Finish, finish what you start, you start
All the Slo-Mo you are dealing
I’m gonna tear your ruthless gang apart, Ma
The Law you are not above
Though you’ve taken many lives
Slo-Mo makes the mind confused
My Judgment-Death- your end, lady
So high above the ground, Ma
In Lock-Down we’re both shut-in
Sick lady, running out of time now
The souls cry out from the departed
Painful is how you‘re gonna die, Ma
In a pool of your own blood
Slow end to your worthless life
Wounded, I’m still in the mood
I'll fight you to the end, lady
A Judge is Law unto himself
Your case has been reviewed
Answer to me and no one else
Plunge 200 stories to your death soon, lady
(Slo-Mo) Terror as you impact the pavement, lady
Face-first, face-burst, eyes wide open- crazy!
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Okay, I saw the name Karl Urban... but quickly guessed this wasn't no Lord of the Rings parody ;) Made me laugh (in that peeking-through-my-fingers kind of way - I'm such a wuss) so here's a 555, at the very least for creative use of verbal SFX :)
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