Once there was this kid who
Had something happen to him that I'm sure was real cool
But when he went and did that
Things changed but there's a blank deep in my mind
If I had all the details, 'twould resonate so hard

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Once there was this girl who
Had this sort of face with a nose like we all do
But when, oh god, my brain hurts
Forgot what was diff'rent, was it naughty?
I wish I could retain it, I thought it would stay there

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Think both girl and boy wore hats
Swear one kid told me they were caps

And then there was this boy whose
Fingers did a thing that I suppose fingers can't do
And a-when my memory works
You will be rolling laughing on the floor
I can't wait to explain it, man, you should've been there

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Um-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

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