DOGCATCHER DID IT

I had a dog his name was parasite
He’d lie awake all day and bark all night
Neighbours who passed would get an awful fright
I know that, they didn’t like him

He’d hunt for fish up in the next door’s pond
He’d look for cats which he was very fond
If he strayed too far, he’d get rightly johned
I know he, he didn’t fight it
And, I, I don’t deny it

So Plea---se, release the dog, he’s part of me
So Plea---se, let him go, he’s not for free

I know the, Dogcatcher did it
I know that, You helped him in it.

Give me a note, email the ransom through
I’ll bake a cake for me and two for you
Then hand him over and I’ll go back to
My, canine denial

So Plea---se, release the dog, he’s part of me
So Plea---se, let him go, he’s not for free
I know the, Dogcatcher did it
And I know, You helped him in it.

So Bar----------k So Bar-------------------------k