You've got so skinny.
You're no longer soft like dirt.
But now you've not tubby
it gives me heartache and hurt!
I'm beggin' you sweetly.
I'm down on my knees.
Oh please,
gain for me?

We've loved you as you were.
You were funny and sweet.
But now you've lost weight
And junk food you don't eat.
Oh Josh, how could you?
Oh Josh, how you tease.
Now please,
gain for me?

You used to be funny
When you were obese.
You just loved to please, but now you just tease.
You were so sweet and sloppy
and squishy like mud!
I'll give you anything that you've ever wanted.
But i won't give you some of my own blood.


you were like sunlight.
Now you're like rain.
Now i'm not happy that you lost weight.
If you stay slim i'll just go insane.
Please gain maybe a few pounds.
Because then i'll be pleased.
Now Please...
Oh, Oh, Oh, Please...
gain for Me...