Song Parodies -> "You Should Ho By Now!"

Original Song Title:

"You Should Know By Now"

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Original Performer:

"You Should Ho By Now!"

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The Lyrics

Spun around a title sub that hints something far more graphic, maybe even naughty list explicit, this is when it comes down through the chimney and after all nothing more than a song about every good (but impatient) kid's worst nightmare; a Santa with a speech impediment!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwTfRABLYaM

Yo, Santa, where is my father?
The kitty's got to your tongue?
You gonna stand there forever?
Start talking while I am young!

You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!

Yo, Santa, where are the presents?
Have helper elves all demised?
I'm running out of leisure!
Come on, come on, retry!

You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!
You should ho by now!

Do I need t'yell at you? (Yell at you!)
You've got something to say? (Nay!)
And though that you are very slow...
Don't you get back to sleigh, back to the sleigh!

It sounds like a meow!
You should ho by now!
Time's up, let's endow!
You should ho by now!

Man, don't have a cow!
You should ho by now!
Send out for your frau!
You should ho by now!

I will not kowtow!
You should ho by now!
I'll go have some chow!
You should ho by now!

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