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Song Parodies -> "Love On These Rocks"
Original Song Title:
"Love On The Rocks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Love On These Rocks"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Love on these rocks
Pain in the butt
Was this your idea
To get out of our rut
This I wouldn't choose
So you just graveled until I said "fine"
Shale I be gneiss?
Shale I get boulder?
They're pebbles a-pokin'
Me in the shoulder
You've reached your coal
Now all I wear is a smile
First you said you've missed me
I marbled at the way you schist me
Suddenly I find myself here
Feeling like limestone
Now you take me for granite
I don't understand it
Nothing you can pumice me
It's not pyrite, I mica be
Going home alone
You got your rocks off
Just be glad you still got 'em
Now you act stone cold
And we've hit rock bottom
Bruised more than our egos
Cuz it hurts
When you love on the rocks
Love on these rocks
Let's wipe the slate clean
Just pour me a drink
And I'll need some codeine
Let's go there again
Landslide into my ravine
Pain in the butt
Was this your idea
To get out of our rut
This I wouldn't choose
So you just graveled until I said "fine"
Shale I be gneiss?
Shale I get boulder?
They're pebbles a-pokin'
Me in the shoulder
You've reached your coal
Now all I wear is a smile
First you said you've missed me
I marbled at the way you schist me
Suddenly I find myself here
Feeling like limestone
Now you take me for granite
I don't understand it
Nothing you can pumice me
It's not pyrite, I mica be
Going home alone
You got your rocks off
Just be glad you still got 'em
Now you act stone cold
And we've hit rock bottom
Bruised more than our egos
Cuz it hurts
When you love on the rocks
Love on these rocks
Let's wipe the slate clean
Just pour me a drink
And I'll need some codeine
Let's go there again
Landslide into my ravine
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5's on the rocks, aint no big surprise
You made a comment elsewhere related to this---http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/hermanshermits31.shtml
Rick, Yeah! I was thinking of Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood. Different song, but same idea. I won't bother writing it now that I know about this one. I like it.
Oops. Don't say that. There's tons of overlap here. I just wanted to either give you ideas, or steer you away from exact lines, which I hate when it happens.
You made a droll song a whole lot better, Jan!
This song "rocks".
Very clever, Jan.
Oh the puns!! Love this one! It really rocks. Tell me, were you stoned when you wrote it? Seriously, just ingenious!
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