Brady you're a lying low-down cheater and I loathe you
you have made your team a sham that I abhor
Good Lord once upon a time I'd wanted to defend you
you have lost me as a fan forever more

you have gone and made yourself a fool
should've lost yet you won
and no you've not earned that trophy
why can't you tell right from wrong?

Brady for so many years I thought decently of you
you have gone and proved yourself a big a-hole
forever when you're speaking I'll tell listeners take warning
'cause I'll know that you're just speaking out your rear

oh the lies I hear nothing that is true
there's no other with nerve like yours
and yes oh yes I'll always think you a cheat
deflated for you were the balls

Brady your head's the biggest head I've seen
well besides that giant thing on P. Manning
well I guess there's reason The Pats ditched Tebow
they like seedier guys like Tom Brady