Waitin' on females most 'a my life
Slow girlfriends, old hens in line, or else my wife
Drummin' bored fingers, countin' to ten
Waitin' and waitin' - then, waitin' again..

I been - waitin' on women at shoppin' places
Sitttin' in cars - out in parkin' spaces
Bangin' my head, bruises, there's traces
Fran-tic! - I'm fit for hurls..
When she returns, in my car, I'll shove her
Doomsday - the Lord will discover,
Men...waitin' on girls..

Why can't they speed up? - turtle-like slow
Doin' everything we can to hurry up them hos
I'm bettin' that the first wait - was Adam for Eve
Since then, we have been cursed - I do believe

We're all waitin' on women, like poker waits aces
Waitin' for them - with watch peeks and paces
Rollin' our eyes - tension embraces
Doggone, those pokey Belles
Should have a drone to hover above 'em
But still - we're all gonna' love 'em
Guys..waitin' on gals...