-> "River To The Sea Believer"
Original Song Title:
"What I Am"
Parody Song Title:
"River To The Sea Believer"
The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I don't care where the "Facts" may lead.
I've got my "Opinion"
And it's all that I need.
So, "Screw Ya'!"
(Chorus)
What I am is who I am,
But who "You" are is "What?".
An "Ideologue" claiming the "Moral Right",
And obviously not too "Bright!"
(Verse 2)
"Oppressor":
A word uttered in a "Liberal Arts Class"
"Victim":
Just a "Pimple" on a "Freshman's Ass"
"Religion":
A "Belief" scorned by an "Elitist Fool"
"Philosophy":
Choosing the "Opposite" of all that's "True"
(Verse 3)
Push me away from "Truth" and "Logic"
Before it gets too "Deep"
Push me into "Mediocrity."
I'm a "Pseudo-Intellectual Creep".
(Repeat Chorus)
(Verse 4)
"Hamas":
Perpetrated the "October Attack"
"Palestinians":
Elected "Hamas" to "Have Their Backs"
"Israelis":
Surrounded by "Depravity"
"River To The Sea":
"Jewish Genocide" by "Hamas Decree"
(Repeat Verse 1)
(Repeat Chorus)
Don't let me get too "Deep"
Don't let me get too "Deep"
It's only "Hate" I "Seek!".
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