-> "Sip It"
Original Song Title:
"Whip It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sip It"
The Lyrics
Crack those lips
Insert canine tips
Roll the lips back
Tasty is this snack
When a body comes along
You must sip it
It’s something that you once thought wrong
You must sip it
Your need for it is strong
You must sip it
Now sip it
From the nape
Nape you suck
Tastes great!
Move throatward
Go ahead
You’ll desiccate him
But that’s his fate
So sip it
Sip it: blood
When the evening comes around
You must sip it
From your coffin, up you bound
Ready to sip it
No one gets away
After you’ve sipped it
I say, sip it,
Sip it: blood
Ain’t day—sip it!
Thick as mud
Crack that lid
At night, you’re all id
Roll the lid back
Hasten the attack
When a body comes along
You must sip it
It’s something that you once thought wrong
You must sip it
Each fang is like a prong
You must sip it
So sip it
From the nape
Nape you suck
Tastes great!
Move onward
You’re undead
It’s desecration
But that’s your fate
To sip it
Sip it: blood
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