-> "Peacock-Poo"
Original Song Title:
"Peek-A-Boo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Peacock-Poo"
The Lyrics
Peacock-poo!
I will give you
It's just waiting for you
I bring my birds to your house
Arrange them on your lawn
They do it on my signal
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
The feed that they ate
Is what they'll disperse
You can't comprehend
An odor that is worse
Than fifty peacocks crappin'
Peacock-poo!
They know when to poo
Cause I do it, too
We sneak up just like a mouse
Assemble on your lawn
And do it on my signal
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
Wonder, you ought to
Just why we are there
Guess you treated someone
So bloody unfair
For poop revenge they'd pay
Peacock-poo!
Waiting for you
And you'll know that it's true
The day your lawn's full of birds
And, subsequently, their turds
Appearing on my signal
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
The ungodly stench
Will bring you to tears
And infect your lawn
For fifty-seven years
Don't let 'em catch you fappin'
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
Peacock-poo!
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