-> "Awkward, Look's Not For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Awkward, Look's Not For Me"
The Lyrics
Wanna die, run away
Check my red shade, hey, hey!
Goin' for a walk all around my little block
When I see somebody direct their eyeballs
To the place I stand, weird, I don't understand
I'm not gonna question it, just wave my hand (wave my hand)
That's how people handle people grantin' 'em some time
At least in the movies, hope I've got it right
Oh my, I do spy, lookin' past me
Boy, I feel ridiculous, look a freak, yeah-eah
Yeah-eah, c'mon
Seems a friend of theirs had just
Walked past the spot I just was
Awkward, look's not for me, ooh-ooh, I look like a putz
Awkward, look's not for me, face is burnin' up
Awkward, look's not for me, now all that I want's
To fall down, sink deep right into the concrete, yeah-eah
Listen: wish I could just die, I don't like those
Moments of embarrassment where fault's my own
My face cheeks are a sheen of scarlet because
You've seen friends near me but I thought (see, I thought)
That there were not
And I can hear your giggles, hear their giggles, hate those giggles, lord
Laughin' with or at me? In my current state, unsure
Don't like either, I look like a beet
Now I feel red-iculous, looked past me, yeah-eah
Yeah-eah, sink into the floor
That's what I want, I can't run
'Cause I feel stuck on the spot
Awkward, look's not for me, ooh-ooh, I look like a dunce
Awkward, look's not for me, I guess I misjudged
Awkward, look's not for me, uh, embarrassment sucks
No-one likes to feel like this, it's a bad deal, yeah-eah
And what is even worse 'bout this, see
This scene's staged lots for me
I misjudge, judge, misjudge what I see
Like a twit (twit), huge twit (twit), played on repeat
I call their looks wrong, become the fool
It's so common (it's so common) that I just (that I just)
Wanna board up (wanna board up) my door, god
Awkward, look's not for me, ooh-ooh, I look like a schmuck
Awkward, look's not for me, cover my head up
Awkward, look's not for me, oh, my legs still feel stuck
Awkward, look's not for me, ooh-ooh, I look like a putz
Awkward, look's not for me, hate it, I hate it
Awkward, look's not for me, oh-oh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Awkward, look's not for me, yeah-eah-hea-eah, looked past me
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