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Song Parodies -> "Old Time Pasta Bowl"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock and Roll"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Old Time Pasta Bowl"
Parody Written by:
Diva
The Lyrics
Remember your grandma's cooking?
Old Time Pasta Bowl
Just take that old china of the shelf
You can't lift it up all by yourself
Today's dishes don't use the same mold
as Grandma's old time pasta bowl
Throw in flour and some Crisco
Now your baking bread to feed hungry scores
Could bathe three grandkids or more
Rope and pulley moved it through the door
l love that old time crockery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
Half ton of ragu meatballs
Grandma's old time recipe told
Display a case of mangos
Squash grapes for a home made merlot
Made an ocean full- fillet of sole
Grandma's old time pasta bowl
Call me a glutton call me what you will
Plan on swimming if It takes a spill
Todays dishes don't take the same toll
As that old time crokery bowl
Still love that old crokery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
The kind of cooking that would feed em all
Grandma's old time pasta bowl
Just take that old china of the shelf
You can't lift it up all by yourself
Today's dishes don't use the same mold
as Grandma's old time pasta bowl
Throw in flour and some Crisco
Now your baking bread to feed hungry scores
Could bathe three grandkids or more
Rope and pulley moved it through the door
l love that old time crockery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
Half ton of ragu meatballs
Grandma's old time recipe told
Display a case of mangos
Squash grapes for a home made merlot
Made an ocean full- fillet of sole
Grandma's old time pasta bowl
Call me a glutton call me what you will
Plan on swimming if It takes a spill
Todays dishes don't take the same toll
As that old time crokery bowl
Still love that old crokery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
The kind of cooking that would feed em all
Grandma's old time pasta bowl
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Wait a minute, wasn't this from the 70s not 80s??
Forgive me , my error. Who is OD TV anyway?
I forgive ya.
No Diva, I think you're right - That bowl was from the 80s - the 1880s. I know just what you are talking about, my grand ma had that kind of crockery from the old country. I inherited some of it.
Great line --> Plan on swimming if It takes a spill
And no exaggeration, for sure. Loved it! Well deserved 5's.
Great line --> Plan on swimming if It takes a spill
And no exaggeration, for sure. Loved it! Well deserved 5's.
What I meant was, the original song was from the 70s. diva already realized her mistake. I hope I didn't confuse anybody.
Tuto Bene! I'm-a glad-a foe you Guido! Thanks for your comment.
Yeah! I use that bowl for my cereal LOL,
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Thanks all, Wild Man
Announcement Amirighters
The Chalupa Awards will be a few days late , sorry but, one of our kids didn't SAVE in a rush to do some homework. All Dad's stuff has been deleted, so i will have to start from square one.
Thanks all, Wild Man
Gee Wildman, how many boxes of 'Total' is that? With you and those bowls that poor lady on that 'Total' commercial would never run out of bowls.
Nice one. I liked the line about bathing 3 grandkids.
Benissimo! Bravo! Questa e il buon' lavora!
You'll have to guess how many boxes Guy. Thats the riddle.
Grazie! Glad you all liked it!
restoring my 5,5,5 vote.
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