Oh, for chaining and cries from pleading—
don’t let ’em down, hung off the floor!
I imagine streaming vermillion,
so this report’s kind of a bore.

It’s good to see the waterboard bubbles
from the guys who were caught off guard.
That makes for good times, but I’d a bad time:
This report barely got me hard!

I love eyein’ clubs and bashin’,
dragging guys around by their hair,
but this report can’t spur my passion—
I barely got a rise down there.

I do want severed digitation
or watching a guy get hot-tarred.
Big disappointment is what did ensue—
this report barely got me hard!!

I need the blows delivered to the knee—
it’s things like that I like to view.
It takes lots for me to reach apogee
If 10’s hottest, this is a 2.

I sure would love to read something better;
this is boring as playing cards.
I read this—it’s as if my cock’s fettered.
This report barely got me hard!!!