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Song Parodies -> "ExLax with Curry"
Original Song Title:
"Why Should I Worry"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"ExLax with Curry"
Parody Written by:
poomaster
The Lyrics
For the Artistry contest
One minute making a loud fart
Than I go on the toilet seat
Taking off pants with brown skidmarks
Stretching colon to infinity
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
I'm scatwise
I crap all the time
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
I'm scatsmart
I got port-a-potty heat
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
In my fecal population
I got scatsmarts my friend
The rhythm of my shitty
Ass stained with fecal brown
To crap in bathroom town
Water on anal crown
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
In my fecal population
I got scatsmarts my friend
Every pee and every shit
Makes me glad that I can live!
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
(repeat)
Than I go on the toilet seat
Taking off pants with brown skidmarks
Stretching colon to infinity
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
I'm scatwise
I crap all the time
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
I'm scatsmart
I got port-a-potty heat
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
In my fecal population
I got scatsmarts my friend
The rhythm of my shitty
Ass stained with fecal brown
To crap in bathroom town
Water on anal crown
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
In my fecal population
I got scatsmarts my friend
Every pee and every shit
Makes me glad that I can live!
ExLax with Curry
Stains anal hair
It only costs a dime
I got scatsmarts
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
I go "er, oh, ah, or, ugh"
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
er, oh, ah, or, ugh
(repeat)
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User Comments
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I don't like toliet humor, but I'll allow you to express your opinion about poop. I gave this low marks, because you repeated a lot of the work, while you should have switched parts up, and for amount of swearing. But it wasn't bad (5-2-3)
Hey Mr. Author, do us a favor and STOP WRITING ABOUT TOILET HUMOUR!! Gross but not good.
I told my mom about your vomitable parodies, and her response was that YOU (poomaster) "should take your head out of the toilet once in a while!"
Someone should swirl you back to your senses.
Maybe this is just a natiual involuntary reflex, but this makes me laugh.
(Artistry) For the first time, I am taking a serious look at your parody, under the rules as set by this comp. I need not get into how much the general Amiright public (including myself) feels about your choice of topic, but I will say that you could do better by matching the pacing, varying the words a bit more from the original, and not using so much naughty words. In all sincerity, people would actually enjoy your parodies more if you wrote them well. 323
poo is funny in moderation but you "over fill the bowl ! do we have another 119 to come ?
222
(Artistry) I see talent in your writing, but you should try other topics.
Agreed with Rex. I'm bored with "poo" themed parodies anyway.
As Rex said, it looks like you're pretrty good with playing off words of the original song, but a big part of why a parody is funny is the element of surprise, and there's not much of it here, especially when most of the song is a repeated chorus.
(Artistry) Well, what can I say? I guess it's pretty much what to expect.
(Artistry) I'm all for poo parodies, but only really well done ones. Like The Caca Man - now he can write a good poorody - shame he never posts lyrics. Way too repetitive.
(Artistry) I have to be honest, this was better than I expected. . .It was on the repeatitive side, but your pacing isn't half bad. I won't harp on the topic, but you know as a writer, you aren't half bad. . .
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