So what’s this rant I hear from you
shrieking about “foul play”?
You’re on the verge of going berserk
“There’s Nawtsee troops on the way!”

“Germanfest is just plain wrong -
Kansas’s Kristallnacht!”
Everything can be blamed on krauts
Their info needs to be blocked

Burn up my radio
blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
They’ll make a minstrel show
using the members of the Afrikakorps

Watch out now

Lederhosen, chicken dance -
parts of their sinister plots
Once they know you’ve been taken in
they’ll start feeding you brats

Germanfest in summertime?
You know I’m gonna squawk
The retards’ Paul Revere must inveigh
against this “Hollowcaust”

Burn up my radio
Blow up my TV, duct tape my skull
Is there a ratio
between my psychosis and poutragey core?

Turns out my radio
Might be the last thing that I still can control
(Repeat chorus)

Oh, and – “So einfach wie der Tag lang ist”