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Song Parodies -> "Stitchin' a Hide"
Original Song Title:
"Hitchin' a Ride"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Vanity Fare
Parody Song Title:
"Stitchin' a Hide"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
If you do not know the OS, a low bit-rate MP3 can be found here
The hunt is done, the carcass dried
For nudey Cro-Magnons it must provide
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Gotta bone to hone - got my needle plied
It's drafty here, inside this cave
I'm barely cloth-ed and it's quite depraved
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
In the wet we roam, must keep cavemen dry!
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
"Expos-ed balls!" My man did say
"Cretaceous clothing's what I need today!"
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Nog fur-clad at home - sleep well satisfied
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hey! Bum's warmed up! Aur'vior, cold thighs...
Won't be indecent if a friend stops by!
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Knit a mastrodon (but it's brains we fried)
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
For nudey Cro-Magnons it must provide
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Gotta bone to hone - got my needle plied
It's drafty here, inside this cave
I'm barely cloth-ed and it's quite depraved
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
In the wet we roam, must keep cavemen dry!
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
"Expos-ed balls!" My man did say
"Cretaceous clothing's what I need today!"
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Nog fur-clad at home - sleep well satisfied
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hey! Bum's warmed up! Aur'vior, cold thighs...
Won't be indecent if a friend stops by!
Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide
Knit a mastrodon (but it's brains we fried)
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitchin' a hide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
Hides tide
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Yabba dabba ooh
unique concept...nicely done
Title of the day. I've got some S&M parodies in the works; maybe I should add "Itchin' to Hide": "The whip comes down on your backside. . . ."
Fives fives fives, pitching you fives
The merits of this, shows you cave it your best shot
I agree with Alvin. Well done M&P;-D
Thanks everyone! :-)
It's About Time you did a prehysterical one ;) A great job to a great OS.
"Won't be indecent if a friend stops by! Stitchin' a hide, stitchin' a hide Knit a mastrodon (but it's brains we fried) " Good friends, a warm cave and munchies. What more could you ask for?
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