the old hag wife looks the same
as I come from work again,
and there to meet me, is my shaggy dog Ivana
on the road I looked, at girls , their cherries
still intact, with untouched dairies,
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old

yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old

the old hag is there standing,
and her skin is cracked and dry
and there's her old old toy box
I used to play in
now she's prone to talk, but fat and hairy,
her back hair, just like a prairie
I long to touch the lean lean ass of old

then I wake and look around me,
at the ugly bitch that surrounds me
and I realise that I was only dreaming
call the guard, and a fat compadre,
drink till wiped, then call her sadly,
i long to touch her lean lean ass of old


yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old