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Song Parodies -> "The Cocker"
Original Song Title:
"The Rocker"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Thin Lizzy
Parody Song Title:
"The Cocker"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
I am your gun dog if you’re baggin’ some wigeon
I’m full of zip, no mutt’s quicker than me
You want a brace of pellet-peppered pigeon
Two little birds and a nice pot o’ tea!
I’m a cocker
I’m a cocker
I’m a flusher too, buddy
I’m a cocker
Down at the duck shoot, me an’ my pals were rompin’
Yippin’ an’ yappin’ an’ wantin’ a feisty dog or two
Up walked this hound an’ I knew he was up for somethin’
Coz he sniffed me right where I do a poo
He said, "Hey baby, meet me, I’m a borzoi"
“You smell ready to ride, you wanna try?”
He was wantin’ it, so dropped down t’ my size an’ said
"Ooh, I want doggyin’ with you”
“Coz you’re a cocker”
That’s right, I’m a cocker
I’m-a horny too, buddy
I’m a cocker
I love a…borzoi pole
I dig a gentle doggy who won’t maul
Fill my hole
Ready, boy, I’ll take it all
*****
Cocker
I took a…borzoi pole
I got my jollies an’ he did not maul
Sure filled my hole
Heady joy: I took it all
I’m a cocker
I’m full of zip, no mutt’s quicker than me
You want a brace of pellet-peppered pigeon
Two little birds and a nice pot o’ tea!
I’m a cocker
I’m a cocker
I’m a flusher too, buddy
I’m a cocker
Down at the duck shoot, me an’ my pals were rompin’
Yippin’ an’ yappin’ an’ wantin’ a feisty dog or two
Up walked this hound an’ I knew he was up for somethin’
Coz he sniffed me right where I do a poo
He said, "Hey baby, meet me, I’m a borzoi"
“You smell ready to ride, you wanna try?”
He was wantin’ it, so dropped down t’ my size an’ said
"Ooh, I want doggyin’ with you”
“Coz you’re a cocker”
That’s right, I’m a cocker
I’m-a horny too, buddy
I’m a cocker
I love a…borzoi pole
I dig a gentle doggy who won’t maul
Fill my hole
Ready, boy, I’ll take it all
*****
Cocker
I took a…borzoi pole
I got my jollies an’ he did not maul
Sure filled my hole
Heady joy: I took it all
I’m a cocker
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Woof bark, bark. Howwwwl
Having a dog, this was well done - got some funny little nuances of their life. The subject sure needed to be in a hard rocker like this.
I wonder if male dogs refer to ugly female dogs as "humans?" Well told!
Thanks Phil, Timmy & Leough
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