Song Parodies -> "(Charlie) Browned"

Original Song Title:

"Drowned"

Original Performer:

"(Charlie) Browned"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

from the rock opera 'Holidasia.'

For the school play I'm directing
Of the day with Joy To The World
We got a bass and piano
And strange looking boys and girls

They're all having this big notion
That I need to get a tree
Meanwhile there's Snoopy giving Lucy some qualms
Don't screw it up, it's up to me

Our show ain't too religious
We're trying to get by
Who's jamming? Vince Guaraldi?
Brings a tear into my eye

What's with the commotion
Charlie brought a crummy tree
It's all so puny, like it had been bombed
'Tis the season to be picky
That poor tree!

Linus is the factor
This upcoming scene
He's talking of the manger
Can you shut the hell up, please?

So I think of other Christmas trees
From plastic, such a shame
I want one with real needles
And 'round the trunk, a train!

Let me share with you this notion
I want more sincerity
Let's all be joyful, and let's all be calm
Ring the bells in, and get a real tree!

Copyirght 2008, Agrimorfee. Don't cry...snow hits your eyes...it's only Christmas snow, man. ("Sea and Sand" is in progress)

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Matthias - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

You know there are always tips to enlarge your tree if that's what you're looking for, I get a ton of them everyday in my e-mail. Viagra for starters. But you know what they say, "It's not the size of your tree it's how you use it".

TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

A real treet! And more animated than the cartoon ever was...

alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

you're the tannen-bomb...nice job

2Eagle - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

That tree was the only one Charlie Brown could find that was actually green.

Tommy Turtle - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

But using real trees depletes our CO2 filters, and plastic isn't "green"... me, I'm still using last year's small tree - seriously -- took care of it. Actually, never took the decorations off - so much easier! I love environmentalism - it makes it be cool to be cheap and lazy :)

DKTOS, but a cute spoof. Fives for capturing the true spirit of Christmas -- namely, bickering.

Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Looks like someone was watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas" last night .. wonder Who that could be? Another fine stop in your Who-ian odyssey.

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