Song Parodies -> "Hello, I'm Babu"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Hello, I'm Babu"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dedicated to everyone who's been rung at the most inappropriate times of the day and night by the latest in a long line of insidious life-irritants : The sub-continent call centre... :(

Hello, I'm Babu
I have phoned you again
Hello, I'm Ranu
Ringing up is my game
Hello, I'm Anju
Here to drive you insane
Hello, I'm Madhu
"Why so grumpy you came?"

This hawking phone plans peeves
Blind to every try to leave
It don't help to be polite
Respect seems to encourage quite

Hello, I'm Vishnu
Sell you swell stuff today
Hello, I'm Bindhu
Tell me "No" holds no sway
Hello, I'm Raju
"We hold best market claim"
Hello, I'm Apu
Mis-pronounced your last name

The babe, from bath, ain't dry
Why'd you ring at dinnertime?
The darn phone's ringin', I ain't been home long
It's the Cal-cut-ta call centre song!

English skills are incomplete
"Buy a cell phone plan that's not be beat"
Do you hope I'll take your spiel clear through?
Think to rope me without brusque reproof?

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
I'm Honju
Hell no!
I burned the gravy
Hell no!, Hell no!, Hell no!, Hell NO!

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malcolm higgins - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

enclosed below is an actual taped exerpt of a call to room service by an english man and a subcontinent desk operator.. it's called "Ten Jewberry Muds" Room Service (RS): "Morrin.; Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin!Jewish to oddor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem?Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay.An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS:"An toes.July Sahn toes?" G: "I don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes?Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it!You were saying 'Toast.'Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bodder?" G: "No...just put the bodder on the side." RS: "Wad! ?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Excuse me?" RS: "Copy...tea...meel?" G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie.Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say." RS: "Tenjewberrymuds." G : "You're very welcome."

mandamoo - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Ah yes....know them well....! That was excellent. :)

alvin rhodes - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

great subject...i always mess with their minds when they call...5s

Matthias - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

The phone is off the hook!!!!

TJC - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Very funny and true!

Rick C - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Great idea and parody you two! 1-555-555-5555

Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

You HAVE to record this, or ask someone else to....bonafide classic! 555+

Meriadoc - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone. Kristof, we will put it on our list for possible recordings in the future. In the meantime, we have a number of them over at soundclick to be listened to! :-)

wandlimb - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment

English skills are incomplete "Buy a cell phone plan that's not be beat" ROTFLMAO

Midas - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Exactly why my number is unlisted...Excellent. :)

John H Qld - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Actually given me some ideas for the next lot that call through - thanks a lot.

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