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Song Parodies -> "James Bond"
Original Song Title:
"King Tut"
Original Performer:
Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
Parody Song Title:
"James Bond"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
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James Bond
James Bond (James Bond)
Now, Sean and George and Roger
And Tim and Pierce and Dan
Each have had the chance
To play my Main Man
(James Bond)
Drinking a martini
(Drunky Bond)
Girl in a bikini
Never plays a wussy
Dating Octopussy
(James Bond)
Now, once I saw
Him acting really groovy
His left shoe was a cell phone
Whoops…that’s the wrong damn movie
(James Bond)
Tight pants he ain’t lackin’
(Junky Bond)
We can see he’s packin’
Doctor No he’s spanking
Goldfinger he’s yanking
(James Bond)
Flyin’ in a plane (Astro Bond)
He drives bad-guys insane (Crazy Bond)
Sippin’ on champagne (Bubblin’ Bond)
From floss he does abstain
He lives his life for franchisem
Now, thanks to him
I think I know the score
Don’t want no mousy girlfriend
I want Pussy Galore
(James Bond)
You’ll never catch him fartin’
(James Bond)
In his Aston Martin
You can spend your hours
Watching Austin Powers
Or 24 Jack Bauers
Still, above them all he towers
James Bond
IB
James Bond (James Bond)
Now, Sean and George and Roger
And Tim and Pierce and Dan
Each have had the chance
To play my Main Man
(James Bond)
Drinking a martini
(Drunky Bond)
Girl in a bikini
Never plays a wussy
Dating Octopussy
(James Bond)
Now, once I saw
Him acting really groovy
His left shoe was a cell phone
Whoops…that’s the wrong damn movie
(James Bond)
Tight pants he ain’t lackin’
(Junky Bond)
We can see he’s packin’
Doctor No he’s spanking
Goldfinger he’s yanking
(James Bond)
Flyin’ in a plane (Astro Bond)
He drives bad-guys insane (Crazy Bond)
Sippin’ on champagne (Bubblin’ Bond)
From floss he does abstain
He lives his life for franchisem
Now, thanks to him
I think I know the score
Don’t want no mousy girlfriend
I want Pussy Galore
(James Bond)
You’ll never catch him fartin’
(James Bond)
In his Aston Martin
You can spend your hours
Watching Austin Powers
Or 24 Jack Bauers
Still, above them all he towers
James Bond
IB
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LOL'd all the way through this!!! Great job!!!!
Fantastic ly funny, IB... you really captured the OS's sly sillyness to a T, er, 'B' with a perfect smattering of the choicest Bondisms!
Great take on the OS by Aston's brother.
Thrilling parody
I didn't know that Steve Martin sang songs too... I love his movies, as well as this song. Great work here Invisible Boy on a pretty crazy OS.
How about Weird Al as the next James Bond - or Dana Carvey? Wouldn't that be special?
Loved it... Ditto 'Shaken'!
freakin' hilarious...i howled nonstop...005s
Thanks Leo, Shaken, John B, John L, Matty, 2Eagle, TJC and alvin.
Did any of you ever notice that the songs with sparce original lyrics are sometimes harder to parody ?
Did any of you ever notice that the songs with sparce original lyrics are sometimes harder to parody ?
Whoops...sparse
That's Parody. Hilarious Parody. 5-5-5!
(Ages2) I don't know a lot about the Bond franchise (never seen a whole movie), but I know enough to enjoy this parody, and that's all that really counts. 555 gadgets from Q for you!
AGES...SOOOO funny, IB. I kept picking out my favorite lines, only to add another and another the further I went. Top Notch!
My favorite spy got a hilarious tribute! Really outstanding work, IB!!! You don't have your OO, but you do have triple fives!!!!
Another Bond parody...to my favorite Steve Martin parody! Well done!
I now see why I'm losing in this one. . .I wish I had known you were doing Bond, I probably would have avoided him then :( Oh well . . .seems to be a lot of me getting stuck in head to heads with the inferior entry these days.
Well done on using very short lines IB. Parody was great, last stanza was my galorious highlight.
Invisible spy-Whenever I need a good chuckle I revert to my old faves yuk, yuk, yuk
This is one of the best parodies I've read since I've been on AIR!
This parody had me on my bed shaking with laughter but not stirred. I remember the OS and by coincidence there was a nightclub in my home city named "King Tut". My mom clipped out an iron-on logo of the club (a Pharoah gold mask) and clipped off the words "#1 night club". When I wore a T-shirt with the King Tut logo on it to school I got some attention and admiration from my classmates!
You're parodying an SNL song? Cool. My first parody I ever wrote was of an SNL song when I was 7.
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