Fridge Holding Bubbling Water

When you're searing,
Reeling, fall.
When sweat is in your eyes;
You can only crawl.

I'm like dry ice,
When you must chuff,
And shade just can't be found.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.

When you're all wrung out
From the blazing heat
You feel like frying lard
I'll cold-comfort you.

I'll take your pulse—
There's a faint thump;
You're brain is reeling 'round.

Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I will cool you down.

Take some silver salts,
'Lectrolytes.
Potassium, saline;
I've got ice cream on the way.

Here, have some ice
Put some on your head
And some on your behind.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I've dispensed the ice.
Like a fridge holding bubbling water,
I've dispensed the ice.