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Song Parodies -> "White Betty"
Original Song Title:
"Black Betty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ram Jam
Parody Song Title:
"White Betty"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
RIP Betty. Thank you all the laughs over the years, and thank you for being a friend.
[Instrumental Intro]
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
White Betty's on the dial (bam-ba-lam)
On TV long while (bam-ba-lam)
She said "I'll make Rob Redford mine" (bam-ba-lam)
Allen Ludden's wife (bam-ba-lam)
I said oh, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
[Instrumental Break]
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
She hosted SNL (bam-ba-lam)
When she's old as hell (bam-ba-lam)
She won five Emmys (bam-ba-lam)
She was hot in M'ami (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Get it!
[Instrumental break]
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
She's from Oak Park, man (bam-ba-lam)
The home of Ernest Hem (bam-ba-lam)
She's a comedy queen (bam-ba-lam)
What's the Password mean? (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty
Bam-ba-laaam, yeah, yeah
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
White Betty's on the dial (bam-ba-lam)
On TV long while (bam-ba-lam)
She said "I'll make Rob Redford mine" (bam-ba-lam)
Allen Ludden's wife (bam-ba-lam)
I said oh, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
[Instrumental Break]
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
She hosted SNL (bam-ba-lam)
When she's old as hell (bam-ba-lam)
She won five Emmys (bam-ba-lam)
She was hot in M'ami (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Get it!
[Instrumental break]
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
She's from Oak Park, man (bam-ba-lam)
The home of Ernest Hem (bam-ba-lam)
She's a comedy queen (bam-ba-lam)
What's the Password mean? (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, White Betty
Bam-ba-laaam, yeah, yeah
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Congratulations. That title was right there in front of everybody's nose. When I saw it, I facepalm and thought, "Why didnt I think of that?"
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