-> "Joe-Commotive Step"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Joe-Commotive Step"
The Lyrics
In the shambling madness
Of the Joe-Commotive steps
Spin the all time looners
Death knell to their cred
Oh we see his boat shoes shuffling
As he speaks of cannibals
Oh Don, couldnt be more blatant
But the bull they wont stop throwing
No they wont slow down
See his numbers falling off
Latest polls one by one
POTUS and his nursemaid
In bed and staying mum
Oh, he falling up the the Air Force steps
On his hands and knees
Oh Proggs, you've lost the plot line
But your ravings just keep going
No, you won't slow down
Hear the Biden slurring text
Yelling words of hate
And the all time spinners
Just talk of "stiffened gait"
Oh, we've unpacked 'linsky's Bible*
Open to Rule 5
Oh, Proggies you've lost your marbles
And your ravings wont stop going
No, you've gone full clown
No, you've gone full clown
No, you've gone full clown
Yes, you've gone full clown
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