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Song Parodies -> "Guacamole Breath"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jethro Tull
Parody Song Title:
"Guacamole Breath"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
In the shoveling food fest
Of the guacamole breath
Chomps the all time eater
Munching to his death
Oh, he fills his piehole gaping
Jaws working like a cow
More gravy is his mantra
And the buffet he's inhaling
It'll all go down
He sees the buttons popping off
Of his trousers one by one
He has a whole salami
Inside a hot dog bun
Oh, he's crawling through the salad now
Reaching for the cheese
More Gouda is his mantra
And his mouth is overflowing
Till it all goes down
Hey, hey
[SOLO]
He backs into the waiter
And munches drumsticks as they fall
Now he's the all-time winner
At eating meatloaf balls
Oh, he grabs a tray of spare ribs
Scarfing every one
I love garlic, is his mantra
And the jaws of doom keep gnawing
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Of the guacamole breath
Chomps the all time eater
Munching to his death
Oh, he fills his piehole gaping
Jaws working like a cow
More gravy is his mantra
And the buffet he's inhaling
It'll all go down
He sees the buttons popping off
Of his trousers one by one
He has a whole salami
Inside a hot dog bun
Oh, he's crawling through the salad now
Reaching for the cheese
More Gouda is his mantra
And his mouth is overflowing
Till it all goes down
Hey, hey
[SOLO]
He backs into the waiter
And munches drumsticks as they fall
Now he's the all-time winner
At eating meatloaf balls
Oh, he grabs a tray of spare ribs
Scarfing every one
I love garlic, is his mantra
And the jaws of doom keep gnawing
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
Till it's all chowed down
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DKTOS but I like it anyway-555!!! I've only done a few food parodies but my fave is Lady GaGa with "Kobe Beef":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ladygaga110.shtml
Thanks Rob! I think you'd like the OS. I checked out your parody and it made me hungry!
CLM - You're right, this was exceptional funny & well done.
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