This parody that I have written is dedicated to the victims of Hurricane Sandy living in Rockaways. A lot of victims might think that I'm making fun of them on purpose, but before you jump to conclusions about what I have to say, like a lot of other people have whatever I say or do I'm insulting Hurricane Sandy and Sandy only. Not the victims of Rockaways. Understand? This song is not only going to contain some humor, but it will be serious as well. My song is a dramady. You know. Part comedy part drama like you have seen on TV and in the movies. I really do feel bad and pain for the victims of Sandy, but sometimes we also need humor to help us feel better in this type of tragedy that were in. But, always make sure that the humor that you're writing is a feel good song that will help make everybody cheer up and feel better about themselves because if you only look upon things as a joke, then you better keep it to yourself or you're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble and a lot of people will end up hating you for it. You want to do a comedy about something like this? The most important rule is think of what you're writing before you write it down or even publish it. Like my mom always says to me "Not everything in life is a joke," and without a doubt she is right. I hope that all of you Rockaways victims will enjoy my Sandy parody and keep in mind of one very important thing: this is NOT to insult injured victims. Try to look upon my song as part of HBO's comedy relief and part of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon. Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams and Billy Crystal would do anything to help hurt victims with humor and I know for a fact that I can too. I can only hope that this will work without me getting any hate mail from any of you. And, if I do get hate mail, then I better move to Canada. Seriously, I definitely apologize from the bottom of my heart. So, here it goes.......