-> "Good Thing Barley: Crops To Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Good Time Charlie’s Got The Blues"
Parody Song Title:
"Good Thing Barley: Crops To Booze"
The Lyrics
Harvest-time has come today
Crops: must move ’em east to pay
There's inns an’ tolls; bad roads abound
Hard to get my yield to town
Was thwart by weight, so thought with brain:
Grind out moonshine, heave no grain!
In barrels round will transport mine
Across the Alleghenies fine
Some for to vend, some for to use
Good thing barley: lots for brews
Good thing barley: crops to booze
That government is killin’ me
Still payin’ rates in ‘93
That Georgie Pres is causin’ strife
On frontier grumblin’s getting rife
I got my still to change the grain
Take up my gun to ease tax drain
Feds come to calm this mettle down
‘Cus every farmer’s seethin’ now
Here in west Penn. some got infused
Good thing barley: crops to use
Good thing barley: crops for brews
Good thing barley: crops to booze!
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