Look - our house - fake texture of tackiness
Looks so wrong - stucco; ah looks so very wrong - stucco
So snide are all our friends
Our parents here in sixties
Dismiss a-lu-mi-num
As a bad con story

Living in a house un-sided
'Cus our folks are so misguided
We're disgraced at school
Our walls are just not cool
Living in a house un-sided
Ma and Pa can't be persuaded
They've no shame at all
And we cannot not stand tall
Mumble and frown

Look at us - the Dick and Jane of fakebrickness
Having no pride - a hassle of homeliness
Reputation, it depends
What sort of neighbors are we?
For here we do not blend
It's our sad story

Living in a house un-sided
To the prom won't be invited
We've no chance at all
Wear masks while at the mall...
Living in a house un-sided
All our friends - so bad we're chided
Sight it does appall
A travesty our walls...

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