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Song Parodies -> "Not Very Hung"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Very Young"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Not Very Hung"
Parody Written by:
G. R. Broski
The Lyrics
Not very hung what type of truck do you drive
A 4X4 with a gun rack on the inside
With 12 in. lifters to make it high
And a trailer hitch with truck nuts underneath
To pull all the toys that I have
And if you want the real reason
I have the Irish curse
I have the Irish curse
And my black smoke pumps up to the sky
Not very hung and so you drive this machine
To make up for no bulge in your jeans
Does it make up for your inadequacies
When your schlong has no length when it's standing straight
Does your truck help you to compensate
And though you'd like to be larger than a roll of dimes
You know it's not your fate
So you keep on trucking' down the highway
Does your thing tingle when you cruise along
Cruise along cruise along Cruise along ah ah ah ah oh
Not very hung
What type of truck do you drive
A 4X4 with a gun rack on the inside
Not very hung
What type of truck do you drive
A 4X4 with a gun rack on the inside
With 12 in. lifters to make it high
And a trailer hitch with truck nuts underneath
To pull all the toys that I have
And if you want the real reason
I have the Irish curse
I have the Irish curse
And my black smoke pumps up to the sky
Not very hung and so you drive this machine
To make up for no bulge in your jeans
Does it make up for your inadequacies
When your schlong has no length when it's standing straight
Does your truck help you to compensate
And though you'd like to be larger than a roll of dimes
You know it's not your fate
So you keep on trucking' down the highway
Does your thing tingle when you cruise along
Cruise along cruise along Cruise along ah ah ah ah oh
Not very hung
What type of truck do you drive
A 4X4 with a gun rack on the inside
Not very hung
What type of truck do you drive
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Im 100% positive that those who own these types of things are just as well hung as those who write snarky comments about them
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