I am garbage man
I am garbage man

Have you any trash?
Aluminum pays good cash
Thirty five cents a pound
I am the funkiest
Garbage man in this town

I'll take what ever your have
If its steel or if its lead
Even if its a beat up old bed
Garbage man he recycles again

Are you plotting a cleansing?
Call garbage man instead

I am garbage man
Riding the back of a garbage truck
I got long dirty hair
Ripped t shirt
And dirty underwear
Better swerve hard to miss me
Cause if you hit me
Then I'll get my revenge

Look at all this trash
I'll bring it home for my stash

Sell it on ebay
Now I have my revenge!

Have you soda cans for me
A nickel a can really tickles me
Recycling just as fast as I can
Garbage man he lives again

Look at this treasure!
Now I have my revenge!

Have you any banana peels, orange rinds,
And potatoes peels
Composting just as I fast as I can
Garbage man recycles again.