Song Parodies -> "Glutton For Mutton"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing From Nothing"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Glutton For Mutton"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With the news of the imminent shutdown of submissions, I (Pippin) thought I had better pull my thumb out and get these into cyberspace while there was still time. I had been waiting for Merry to leave work and start doing parodies again, but this ship is sailing before hers. So, this is one of a number of submissions over the next few days that have been sitting in the vault - most for over 10 years.

Original song on YouTube

Glutton for mutton – sheep ruttin’
A lotta ‘praved boffin’ – with Merino, she’s with me
Tuppin’ this mutton; swive buttin’
Ewe: fleece, you’ll unbutton – mutton mangler gonna be

I’m not tryin' to be too thorough
Fleecy furrow in new fold foresee
I'm just tryin’ to be bucolic
'Cause a frolic in ewe-ho is free yeah

Nothin’ of cuddlin’, just tumblin’
Expensive shoppin’ there is no need
Don’t have to wine ‘em or dine ‘em
I’m a jumbuck – ‘ministrating shaggery, yeah
Yes, I am

Shearing’s endearing, I’m cheering
It’s not interfering – velcro gloves upon her rear (well, maybe...)
Now domineering, ad-hering
Babe’s voler-unterering – even if may not
appear…(that’s right babe, right there...)

I’m huffin’ and puffin’, lan-o-liny cowboy wheeze
Ewe wanna think I’m bluffin' girl? Kiwi’s my ethnicity

Thanks, ChuckyG, for over 20 years of great fun, and providing parody writers a common outlet for their work!

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