Song Parodies -> "My Underpants"

Original Song Title:

"My Everything"

Original Performer:

"My Underpants"

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The Lyrics

My Underpants

My briefs…my shorts…my underpants
Are assembled by… special teams
They use cranes…and ropes…and folk-lifts too
They work together well…it’s quite a crew

My girl…is very…very scared of the…
Position…called “missionary”…
That’s why she’s filled with fear
Whenever she sees me appear
In my briefs…my shorts…my underpants

And when I…prep for…a big event
I go and buy…a old circus tent
Tailors move along
And soon I look deluxe
“Big Top” has changed to a thong…underneath my tux

My skivvies are a work of art…Pick-arse-o…
Only when I fart....
No need to scrape or scrimp…made from the Goodyear Blimp
They're my briefs…my shorts…my underpants

[TSOP instrumental break while the backup singers repeat…“Namu”…”Namu”…etc.]

You know...I haven’t seen…haven’t seen my schlong
Since Glen Miller had a hit song
Because my crack is hid
Pray, I don’t leave no skids
In my briefs…in my shorts…my underpants

IB

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Matthias - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

There's just something about hearing Barry White's powerful, masculine, romantic voice and thinking about underpants that makes this song extremely hilarious, and extremely good.

John Barry - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

In brief: very goo.

alvin - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

i'd give anything to hear barry croon this one

AFW - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Five times funny

UnKnownVotrix - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir ~IB~, . . . I agree with your girl, that this is indeed quite a scary scene . . . .

Matthias - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment

(Arse-tistry) Great work done here! Tons of funny lines, such as the Glenn Miller one, and "Pick-Arse-O"

Rex - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Great work with such a shorts song. :-)

Spaff.com - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Yay underpants! Yay Invisible Boy!

Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Your video didn't quite match your lyrics, so I had some trouble following along. Barry was a BIG guy, so the lyrics fit quite well in this scenario! His pronunciation of "everything" worked well with a "underpants" sub.

Below Average Dave - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Light pacing hiccups me thinks. . .but that aside very good on the rhyming, and as probably the most frequent (percentage wise) person to use weight/food/drinks in my parodies, I applaud you at getting a laugh out of me using the topic.

Max Power - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

What about doggy-style? Condom will cost $555

Wolverine - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Like Agri, I got lost going along with the video in the background. But pretty funny...and sad at the same time, needing "cranes…and ropes…and folk-lifts too" to make some skivvies. 555 lbs of weight loss.

bobpiecheese - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Never thought that a song called 'My Underpants' would be so hilarious! Well done, IB!

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