I don't know how you got this past the censor's little blue pencil -- and I don't want to know how you did your research. Probably NOT on an e-manual.

Explicitly witty

Thanks Michael and AFW. Pretty much everything seems to slide thru the censor these days. And I am pretty certain I know exactly how Pip did HIS research... ;)

Triple 555s are better than triple Xs, huh? I vaguely recalled OS and had to refresh. I preferred this band's bluesy numbers to their pseudo psychedelic efforts. Timely theme and great imagination in the wordplay as usual: 'nude prostration stitched up my fixation', and the variations in the outro stood out for me. I never actually saw those movies, being a virtual newlywed at the time, not that that would stop some people ...

I didn't get the connection from the title, having been so long ago, and missed her obit. After all those acts of unprotected sex, she dies at 50 from heavy cigarette smoking. Just goes to show you which is *really* riskier. (YHS doesn't smoke, and wears his shell until all of the lab test results arrive and show negative. ;)

Huge improvement over TOS, which ICS. (can't stand). The echoed parentheticals and use of punctuation such as the colon (stop snickering!) to enable such great syllable-matching is bringing our styles closer together. (Run, while you still can! ;-D)

All lines good, but "Your nook is extolled (nookie is sold) and open’s your ‘hind" sort of, er, "stuck out" for me. What LL said about *working* to vary the rather repetitive OS (as opposed to many lazy writers here). "Manfood" and "cinesation" were inspired gets, and AFAIK, this makes yours the third parody to use "pude(enda)", the other two being

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1427.shtml
which Pip enjoyed for the geographical revelations, at least, and

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean148.shtml
  upon which you've both already kindly commented, but mention for the above use, and because it was only the second song by the FG-TT team, posted the day after the first dip of toe in the water, then FG sends me this half-finished (and half-a$$ed, as described in the parody) APie, and could I please finish it in the next couple of hours or so? Oh, sure .... Women and all of their demands.... :)

(side note: any other writer/team do AP on their second post? FG did a solo of it on her *seventh*, which is the earliest YHS has seen, muchly impressing moi and tripping the eye for new talent.)

Almost forgot: 555 for all of your hard Em-manual labor! (a labor of love, indeed!)

Thank you all, for your kind comments. Michael, let's just say "I am familiar" with the subject matter...

Very clever. substitutions