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Song Parodies -> "Dreadful Pussycat"
Original Song Title:
"What's New Pussicat"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Dreadful Pussycat"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
From the mouse's vantage point.
Dreadful pussycat! Woah, woah, squeek!
Horrible pussycat! Woah, woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're my terror
if I make an error
To flee from you
I will be caught by your sharp vicious pussycat claws!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat claws!
Dangerous pussycat Woah, woah, squeek!
Prawling pussycat! Woah, woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're blood-chilling
And ready for killing
The mice like me
So you can eat me with your sharp deadly pussycat teeth!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat teeth!
Fearsome pussycat! Woah, Woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I'm delicious -
and if your wishes
would all come true
I'll soon be chewed by your big gaping pussycat mouth!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat mouth!
You and your pussycat claws!
You and your pussycat teeth!
Horrible pussycat! Woah, woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're my terror
if I make an error
To flee from you
I will be caught by your sharp vicious pussycat claws!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat claws!
Dangerous pussycat Woah, woah, squeek!
Prawling pussycat! Woah, woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're blood-chilling
And ready for killing
The mice like me
So you can eat me with your sharp deadly pussycat teeth!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat teeth!
Fearsome pussycat! Woah, Woah, squeek!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I'm delicious -
and if your wishes
would all come true
I'll soon be chewed by your big gaping pussycat mouth!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I fear you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat mouth!
You and your pussycat claws!
You and your pussycat teeth!
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Totally uninspired junk. 1's
Tom & Jerry: The Musical! 5s
I was just thinking about you last night. Glad to see you are still writing. I always find myself the target of dogs.
^ What The Heck??? This came out of left field!
Dreadful... parody.
Put this one in the litter box!
7 1bombs and highly negative commentary, as if the original song was Shakespearian. Stupid is as stupid does, 555 from me.
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